At Age 14, Exactly How Many Baby Showers Has April Been To?

By Anonymous
Promoted from comments

Lynn tops herself with Tacky Therese's baby hug auction. What does she have against French Canadians? Haven't they suffered enough in all WASP Millsborough?

Hell, I'd pay money not to have to hold that Satanic spawn.

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    Anonymous Champeen said...

    April has never been to a baby shower where people gave money. I've never been to one that was held after the baby was born. Why do I have a feeling we're all about to learn a special lesson about what matters in life from one of the Patterson saints?

    3:08 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Riiight, I'm sure April is such an expert, because at thirteen she's been to sooo many baby showers. I'll give her Deanna's, maybe Gord and Tracy's or someone, but that's only two to compare to. Of course in the FOOB world life isn't complete if someone's not popping out a baby every month, so maybe that explains the unnatural number.

    3:45 PM  
    Anonymous WoodrowFan said...

    Jeeze, just have Anthony divorce the witch and marry Elizabeth already!

    6:07 PM  
    Blogger Paula said...

    Is Anthony cringing in embarrassment in the last panel of this strip, or is his head just attached directly to his shoulders? If he's looking mortified, this could signal the beginning of the end for Anthony and Therese...

    10:01 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    LJ already heralded the end back when the little moneymaker was still in Therese's evil, French-Canadian womb. Therese hates babbies, see, and so she's letting Anthony take care of this one and absconding back to Quebec alone, with Anthony's balls in hand. But not without getting some dollars Canadian out of the deal, first.

    7:00 AM  
    Anonymous Nick said...

    April has been to a lot of showers. Her brother has two kids, and Gordon and Tracy have like 15.

    7:24 AM  
    Blogger John Comic said...

    paula, Anthony is exhibiting the classic, unconscious cower of the chronically 'whipped... a posture some of us are far too intimately acquainted with.

    9:44 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Isn't there usually only a baby shower for the first baby a couple has?

    9:56 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I hate Therese as much as everyone, but her mother was the one who started the bidding on who could hold the frenchie-spawn.

    10:37 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Better hold that baby quick. If it ages anything like Anthony it will be walking and talking way before Robin can say bababa!

    11:38 AM  
    Anonymous marciamarcia said...

    Omigod! Anthony is like that chick from Species!

    No wonder he's willing to stay with Therese...he's just looking to breed and take over the world with alien-French Canadian spawn!

    12:39 PM  

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