Hello from Downstairs
By The Heckles
(Promoted from comments)
Hey! It's us! Your downstairs neighbors. It took us almost no time to move into the apartment you vacated. We didn't really appreciate the potporri and diaper pail odor you left behind. It took you hours and hours and hours to move. We skulked in the hall patiently for you to get your butts out of OUR apartment. It only took us four hours to move in, because we're not nit wits after all. At first we thought we'd let you be, you're obviously dumb kids. But then, we found out that you're Pattersons! Pattersons for the love of God!!! Is no one safe from your kind anymore? We've decided that we're going to make your lives a living hell so you'll go back from whence you came, to the hell that spawned such offspring as yourself. Just wait until you find out we are relatives of Lovey's, and alternatively Kortney and Therese. No, Lovey is not going to protect you from us!
Love,
Mr. and Ms. Heckles
Today's strip
(Promoted from comments)
Hey! It's us! Your downstairs neighbors. It took us almost no time to move into the apartment you vacated. We didn't really appreciate the potporri and diaper pail odor you left behind. It took you hours and hours and hours to move. We skulked in the hall patiently for you to get your butts out of OUR apartment. It only took us four hours to move in, because we're not nit wits after all. At first we thought we'd let you be, you're obviously dumb kids. But then, we found out that you're Pattersons! Pattersons for the love of God!!! Is no one safe from your kind anymore? We've decided that we're going to make your lives a living hell so you'll go back from whence you came, to the hell that spawned such offspring as yourself. Just wait until you find out we are relatives of Lovey's, and alternatively Kortney and Therese. No, Lovey is not going to protect you from us!
Love,
Mr. and Ms. Heckles
posted by mike at 04:18
6 Comments:
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
BANG! BANG!
(dead, and I do mean dead, silence
Looks like Mr. and Mrs. Heckle are actually Mr. and Mrs. Melville Kelpfroth.
Melville Kelpfroth?! KELPFROTH?! So not only does Lynnzilla have problems with plausible first names, now it's extended to last names as well?! I suppose those darn evil people deserve ridiculous names... what's next, Mr. and Mrs. Pierre-Krisopher Asswipe?
That's Oz-weep-ay!
French-Canadiens, no doubt.
Lynn probably uses made up names for her evil people so not to offend any readers by using their last names.
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